u ever a good person just to flex on ur father
Is this Draco Malfoy?
We found Draco.
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YMG
Lit
(via pokememoan)
cum:
fuks:
Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars
drink more water
coconut oil
cum
Suck a dick
black soap
eat ass
(via pokememoan)
pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
same energy
(via feraligatr)
“I’m like the luckiest girl in the world. I’ve gotten to be a princess, I’ve gotten to work with the Muppets. A lot of my childhood dreams about who I wanted to be when I was a grown-up, I at least get to play them in movies.”
(via bob-belcher)
someone *hurts me emotionally*
me “lmao!! omg”
(via thebootydiaries)
(via bob-belcher)
logged the fuck in
zenyatta bout to hit em with the discourse orb
(via bestfunny)